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Decks & Other Horizontal Surfaces

Deck Painting: The Never-Ending Story

Ah, deck painting – the bane of every homeowner's existence. It's like the movie "Groundhog Day," but instead of reliving the same day over and over, you're repainting your deck every couple of years. Fun, right? (Spoiler alert: it's not.)

Now, I know hate is a strong word, but when it comes to pricing and painting decks, I think it's justified. It's like watching your money disappear faster than a magician's rabbit in a hat. And the worst part? Knowing that in just a couple of years, you'll have to do it all over again. It's a money pit, and I despise contributing to it!

But fear not, my dear readers, for there is a glimmer of hope in the world of deck painting: hybrid deck paints. These oil/latex emulsified products (which we discuss in another riveting blog article) tend to perform better than straight-up latex or oil paint. But let's be real – they all kind of suck. It's like choosing between a root canal and a colonoscopy – neither option is particularly appealing.

If you really want to save yourself the headache (and the money pit), consider investing in composite decking. Sure, it might cost more upfront, but it's like the gift that keeps on giving. You'll never have to paint it, and you can spend your summers sipping lemonade on your deck instead of cursing at a paintbrush. It's a win-win!

Now, let's talk about other horizontal surfaces. First up: concrete. If you don't have to paint it, don't. Trust me on this one. Once you paint something, it becomes a maintenance issue, and who needs more of those in their life? It's like adopting a high-maintenance pet – sure, it might look cute at first, but soon you'll be regretting your decision.

Next, let's discuss the tops of deck rails and window sills. It might be tempting to use the same paint you're using for your vertical trim, but resist the urge! Paint doesn't like to have anything sit on it, and it will fail faster than a New Year's resolution. It's like painting a big "kick me" sign on your deck. Instead, use a paint that's specifically designed for horizontal surfaces. Your deck will thank you (and so will your wallet).

Fun Fact: Did you know that the average homeowner spends around
$1,000 on deck maintenance every three years? That's enough money to buy a fancy new grill, a set of patio furniture, and a whole lot of hamburgers to enjoy on your freshly painted deck!

The Bottom Line: Deck Painting Is a Never-Ending Story

Deck painting is like the sequel that nobody asked for – it just keeps coming back, year after year. But by choosing the right products (like hybrid deck paints or composite decking) and avoiding common pitfalls (like using vertical paint on horizontal surfaces), you can minimize the money pit and maximize your enjoyment of your outdoor space.

And remember, if all else fails, just put a big umbrella over your deck and call it a day. Your wallet (and your sanity) will thank you! Happy painting